Take shelter from the hurricane under a school desk. They're built to withstand nuclear war.
FEMA: Even if you're not in Hurricane Sandy's path, it's "advisable" to rank your neighbors from "tasty" to "least tasty"
Apparently, politicians become meteorologists during a hurricane.
I bet the Big Bad Wolf is feeling pretty emasculated.
I'm a little depressed that Ben Affleck and Matt Damon don't seem to be putting as much effort into their friendship as they used to.
In the 1930's, heroin and cocaine were actual prescribed medicines. "Doc see, got a sore throat see. Gonna need some of that cocaine see."
I hate airplanes and flying. It's like someone throwing a can full of people over the ocean and hoping someone in Europe will catch it.
John Sununu is of Palestinian descent. This proves that a Palestinian can make it in American politics if he somehow becomes a white racist.