As we all know, Donald Trump has made a deal with imaginary Pres. Obama, offering to give $5 million to Pres. Obama's favorite charity if the president would kindly release all of his school records and a copy of his last proctology exam. Obviously, the president is seriously considering this.
However, in light of the hurricane, and the current national emergency, the Donald has graciously extended the jump through a hoop deadline that he imposed on the leader of the free world – because there is a hurricane out and about and people are dying.
As politico said:
Because of the devastating hurricane, the mogul tweeted Tuesday that he is extending his offer to President Barack Obama to donate $5 million to charity if the president produces his college records and passport application.
It is hard to see how the Donald could be more gracious or more giving. Here is the
new offer in all of its glory.
Apparently, the leader of the free world now has until 12 PM on Thursday to comply with Donald's ransom note.
Please rejoice with me.
And let it be remembered forever that this man was the leading contender for the Republican nomination for several weeks. Let them stew in it.