Yes, there are far more weighty issues than Willard's bad attitude toward the esteemed Big Bird, but sometimes a bit of levity about a small example of what we hate about Mitt can help our mood a little. Or maybe I'm making some lemonade from the lemons I found when I took too damn much time to finish writing and recording this song. In any event, the recording can be heard at the top of the list at the Reverbnation website here.
The top three songs in that list are about the Republican nominee for president. And skip with me over the pile of copulating orange worms for the lyrics to Big Bird:
Big Bird (Sung to the tune of “White Bird”, by It’s a Beautiful Day)
Big Bird, they don’t wish you well
Better run like hell, get away
Because Big Bird, in their fantasy
You’re gone
Willard, yes he really said
That he wants you dead, yesterday
But now Big Bird, you’re whistling your
Last song
Big Bird must die
I don’t know why
Big Bird, they will soon attack
Target on your back, plain as day
But now Big Bird’s not long for this world
So long
Big Bird must die, I don’t know why
Big Bird must die, I don’t know why
He’ll mess him up, he’ll hunt him down
Turn Sesame Street into a ghost town
In Grover’s bathtub, he’ll make him drown
He must die
He must die
He must die
Big Bird, they don’t wish you well
Better run like hell, get away
Because Big Bird, in their fantasy
You’re gone
Big Bird must die, I don’t know why
Big Bird must die, I don’t know why
Big Bird must die, I don’t know why
Big Bird must die