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WHAT IS UP, BITCHES. THIS IS ALL CAPS GREG, THE RAGING ALTER EGO OF MILD-MANNERED GREG (aka StanBlather).

HEY SHELDON ADDELSON HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW. I SPENT $254 IN DONATIONS TO BARACK OBAMA IN COMPARISON TO YOUR $54 MILLION TO MITT ROMNEY. I GOT WHAT I WANTED.

HEY KOCH BROTHERS I SENT $10 TO SHERROD BROWN VS. YOUR $10 MILLION TO JOSH MANDEL. I GOT WHAT I WANTED.

HEY LINDA MACMAHON I DONATED $5 TO CHRIS MURPHY. YOU DONATED $40 MILLION TO YOURSELF. I GOT WHAT I WANTED. YOU GOT NOTHING.

BELOW THE ORANGE BLOB FOR MORE FUCKING SMACKDOWN.

HEY TODD AIKIN I HELPED MY FRIENDS MAKE THIS AD. http://www.youtube.com/...
THANK YOU FOR HANDING US CONTROL OF THE SENATE AGAIN. CLAIRE MCCASKILL'S AWESOME.

CHRIST ON A CRUTCH, YOU MOTHERFUCKERS. YOU LIED, YOU CHEATED, YOU STOLE, YOU CUT DOWN EARLY VOTING IN FLORIDA, YOU TRIED TO FUCK WITH THE PROVISIONAL BALLOTS IN OHIO, YOU FUCKING GAVE US CITIZENS UNITED… AND YOU GOT NOTHING. YOU KEEP THE HOUSE. YOU'RE PROBABLY LOSING SEVEN SEATS THERE.

WE GET EVERYTHING ELSE.

WE GET PRESIDENT BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA RE-ELECTED WITH OVER 50% OF THE VOTE. YOU KNOW THE LAST PRESIDENT TO TOP 50% OF THE VOTE TWICE? RONALD FRAKKIN' REAGAN.

I HAVE BEEN TO "THE CORNER" AND REDSTATE, AND I HAVE DRUNK THEIR SWEET, SWEET TEARS, AND I SHALL SALT THE EARTH WITH THEM.

I PUT IN EIGHT HOURS OF PHONE BANKING, WHICH IS PALTRY FOR THIS SITE, BUT A LOT FOR MY CIRCLE OF FRIENDS, AND ANOTHER EIGHT HOURS MAKING THIS VIDEO, A CLOSING FUCKING ARGUMENT FOR PRESIDENT BARACK HUSSEIN FUCKING OBAMA: http://www.youtube.com/...

I AM FROM MAINE AND IF YOU ARE GAY YOU CAN GO THERE AND GET MARRIED WE JUST BECAME THE FIRST STATE TO LEGALIZE IT BY POPULAR FUCKING VOTE HOW DO YOU LIKE US NOW NATIONAL ORGANIZATION FOR BIGOTS? I MEAN MARRIAGE. NO, NO, I MEAN BIGOTS. AND YEAH, OK, MARYLAND, YOU'RE AWESOME TOO.

CHRIS FUCKIN' MURPHY. ELIZABETH FUCKIN' WARREN. JOE FUCKIN' DONNELLY. CLAIRE FUCKIN' MCCASKILL. I AM LEAVING A WHOLE LOT OF NAMES OFF BECAUSE I HAVE PROBABLY HAD A COUPLE TOO MANY HEFFEWEISSENS.

HEY DAILYKOS MOTHERFUCKERS, ALL YOU PHONEBANKERS, ALL YOU DOOR-KNOCKERS, ALL YOU WRITERS, ALL YOU UNDECIDED-WHISPERS, YOU KINGS OF MAINE, YOU PRINCES OF NEW ENGLAND, YOU FUCKING ROCKED THE HOUSE THIS TIME. WE SAVED HEALTH CARE AND THE SUPREME COURT. GO HAVE YOURSELF A HEFFEWEISSEN ON ME. I MEAN, NOT REALLY, BUT METAPHORICALLY ON ME.

THIS IS ALL-CAPS GREG SIGNING THE FUCK OFF>

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  •  Tip Jar (12+ / 0-)

    "I won't call for eight years."--Desmond Hume, "The Constant" (Lost), by Carlton Cuse and Damon Lindelof.

    by StanBlather on Wed Nov 07, 2012 at 12:11:26 AM PST

  •  RIGHT FUCKING ON, GREG! (4+ / 0-)
    THIS DIARY IS MADE OF WIN, YO! LMAO.
     XD
  •  nice work dude. I like it (1+ / 0-)
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    SBandini
  •  Yeah! What Greg Said! nt (0+ / 0-)

    "Please proceed, Governor."

    by Dema Broad on Wed Nov 07, 2012 at 05:16:26 AM PST

  •  FUCK YEAH (0+ / 0-)

    I love caps and I love using profanity.  Four more, motherfuckers!  How do you like us now?!

  •  Greg: (0+ / 0-)

    I would say that this is an AWESOME duplicate of exactly what is in my head right now.  I actually sent Obama a tiny bit more, and a couple dollars to Bachmann's opponent and some to Tester, and the ONLY disappointment is that Bachmann squeaked one out.  If I were her opponent, I would DEMAND a recount.  She is just the kind to cheat.

    I'd also give a big hurrah to the two asshole rape lovers who went down.  Akin was a skank and so was Murdock.  I HATE people who use religion to act like an ass.  YEA, Romney, I'm talking to you.  Because I think the biggest bullet we dodged was Romney yesterday.  He is a self absorbed ass who isn't fit to wash my floors.  Not giving up his taxes was something that I will never believe will happen again.  It lost him a lot of votes.  I LOVED looking at his stage and the SHOCK that he lost.  I knew he was going to lose all along.  Nate told me he was, and I believed him.

    Big hand of applause to for Nate Silver, going on shows, getting lambasted, and every single one of those jackasses owes him an apology.  If Florida (WHAT IS WRONG WITH THAT STATE?   THEIR GOVERNOR IS THE BIGGEST PR*CK THAT EVER WALKED THE EARTH, AND THEY HAVE SCREWED UP EVERY ELECTION EVER) goes for Obama, and I believe it will, Nate is 50 for 50 again.  I'm a believer.  I

    I think I am most a believer in the American people.  I didn't believe when I heard all that crap coming from the right from the rape to the taking away our rights to birth control.  Those people are crying today.  Their America is gone, thank you baby jesus (not the adult jesus, just the baby one).

    Go forth and kick ass, Barack.

    "My Momma always taught me to play by the rules, and if you don't that's called cheatin'." - Donna Brazile

    by jjmn on Wed Nov 07, 2012 at 09:25:57 AM PST

  •  Just one more thing.... (0+ / 0-)

    Fox said last night (I read it on Huff Post, I don't have a TV) that Porky Pig went completely nuts (Karl Rove), and would not believe that Romney had lost, and the idiots at the anchor desk believed him.  They are another big let's hope they go away forever part of this.  These people were DEVESTATED, and the biggest thing they kept saying is that it was not a mandate, because Obama did not get 50%.  What about Bush, BOTH TIMES, was that a mandate?  No it was highway robbery.  When he said I have a mandate I almost drove out there to punch him.  OK that's over.  So is his party.  They have a lot of fixin' to do.

    "My Momma always taught me to play by the rules, and if you don't that's called cheatin'." - Donna Brazile

    by jjmn on Wed Nov 07, 2012 at 09:29:43 AM PST

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