WHAT IS UP, BITCHES. THIS IS ALL CAPS GREG, THE RAGING ALTER EGO OF MILD-MANNERED GREG (aka StanBlather).
HEY SHELDON ADDELSON HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW. I SPENT $254 IN DONATIONS TO BARACK OBAMA IN COMPARISON TO YOUR $54 MILLION TO MITT ROMNEY. I GOT WHAT I WANTED.
HEY KOCH BROTHERS I SENT $10 TO SHERROD BROWN VS. YOUR $10 MILLION TO JOSH MANDEL. I GOT WHAT I WANTED.
HEY LINDA MACMAHON I DONATED $5 TO CHRIS MURPHY. YOU DONATED $40 MILLION TO YOURSELF. I GOT WHAT I WANTED. YOU GOT NOTHING.
BELOW THE ORANGE BLOB FOR MORE FUCKING SMACKDOWN.
HEY TODD AIKIN I HELPED MY FRIENDS MAKE THIS AD. http://www.youtube.com/...
THANK YOU FOR HANDING US CONTROL OF THE SENATE AGAIN. CLAIRE MCCASKILL'S AWESOME.
CHRIST ON A CRUTCH, YOU MOTHERFUCKERS. YOU LIED, YOU CHEATED, YOU STOLE, YOU CUT DOWN EARLY VOTING IN FLORIDA, YOU TRIED TO FUCK WITH THE PROVISIONAL BALLOTS IN OHIO, YOU FUCKING GAVE US CITIZENS UNITED… AND YOU GOT NOTHING. YOU KEEP THE HOUSE. YOU'RE PROBABLY LOSING SEVEN SEATS THERE.
WE GET EVERYTHING ELSE.
WE GET PRESIDENT BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA RE-ELECTED WITH OVER 50% OF THE VOTE. YOU KNOW THE LAST PRESIDENT TO TOP 50% OF THE VOTE TWICE? RONALD FRAKKIN' REAGAN.
I HAVE BEEN TO "THE CORNER" AND REDSTATE, AND I HAVE DRUNK THEIR SWEET, SWEET TEARS, AND I SHALL SALT THE EARTH WITH THEM.
I PUT IN EIGHT HOURS OF PHONE BANKING, WHICH IS PALTRY FOR THIS SITE, BUT A LOT FOR MY CIRCLE OF FRIENDS, AND ANOTHER EIGHT HOURS MAKING THIS VIDEO, A CLOSING FUCKING ARGUMENT FOR PRESIDENT BARACK HUSSEIN FUCKING OBAMA: http://www.youtube.com/...
I AM FROM MAINE AND IF YOU ARE GAY YOU CAN GO THERE AND GET MARRIED WE JUST BECAME THE FIRST STATE TO LEGALIZE IT BY POPULAR FUCKING VOTE HOW DO YOU LIKE US NOW NATIONAL ORGANIZATION FOR BIGOTS? I MEAN MARRIAGE. NO, NO, I MEAN BIGOTS. AND YEAH, OK, MARYLAND, YOU'RE AWESOME TOO.
CHRIS FUCKIN' MURPHY. ELIZABETH FUCKIN' WARREN. JOE FUCKIN' DONNELLY. CLAIRE FUCKIN' MCCASKILL. I AM LEAVING A WHOLE LOT OF NAMES OFF BECAUSE I HAVE PROBABLY HAD A COUPLE TOO MANY HEFFEWEISSENS.
HEY DAILYKOS MOTHERFUCKERS, ALL YOU PHONEBANKERS, ALL YOU DOOR-KNOCKERS, ALL YOU WRITERS, ALL YOU UNDECIDED-WHISPERS, YOU KINGS OF MAINE, YOU PRINCES OF NEW ENGLAND, YOU FUCKING ROCKED THE HOUSE THIS TIME. WE SAVED HEALTH CARE AND THE SUPREME COURT. GO HAVE YOURSELF A HEFFEWEISSEN ON ME. I MEAN, NOT REALLY, BUT METAPHORICALLY ON ME.
THIS IS ALL-CAPS GREG SIGNING THE FUCK OFF>