In the "I'm no saint and have a small evil streak" department....
Started Tuesday night at the local Dem Party held downtown in a very blue county in Florida. Brought my attorney friend along, who is registered (R) but voted Obama. After a few beers we decided a visit to the local Republican party could prove to be much more fun (Note - always good to bring along an attorney when the night is in question).
Arriving at a very somber Republican "celebration" being held at a local sports bar, I was respectful and somewhat quite. But when Fox called Ohio... well I was one boisterous boy sitting up at the bar drinking my local brew. Had a number of more than intoxicated Republicans trying to shout me down.
At bit later two good ol' boys slouched up to the bar to drown a few sorrows. One leans over to me saying "This is one sad night for America".
I replied "What? Sad? This has been the greatest night of the year! Did you just see Karl up there on the jumbotron? Priceless!"
He gave me eye up & down, noting the dress shoes, black dress pants, pressed pink button down shirt...
"Oh, you're one of THEM." He says, "I should have known by the pink shirt."
"It's okay," I told him. "and I'm sorry... you're not my type."
Well, I didn't get my ass kicked that night but I certainly had a good time.