I have been gorging myself on Right Wing Recriminations in the past week. I swear, If the sweet, sweet tears of conservatives was liquor, my liver would be toasted.
But there are some things, that I haven't heard talked about. And it signifies that the Repubs are not yet ready to embrace the future.
"Let's take up a collection and buy out Rush Limbaugh's contract. We can't mount any sort of outreach as long as that heaping mound of ass is still broadcasting."
"You know that rule we used to have about not having Hollywood Elites as endorsers?? We need to get back to that."
"The number of people who identify as very religious is going down. We've got to change our image from that of the Bible Thumpers"
"Holy Shit. We are FUCKED."
"Can we buy out Ann Coulter's publishing contract?? How about her speaking fees?"
"The Koch Brothers, Sheldon Adelson -- next time we have to tell those guys thanks but no thanks. They gave off exactly the kind of Big-Money-Politics vibe that we didn't need. If this campaign were one of those 70s live-action Disney movies, WE would have been the villains!"
"The vast majority of Americans simply aren't worried about Israel. . A greater number of the populace identifies with El Salvador and Mexico."
"I mean, seriously dudes...we are FUCKED ROYALLY."
"You know that little campaign we embarked upon to purge the party of all dissenters and moderates? It worked great, but....is there a way to reverse engineer that?"
"Even those who call themselves Israeli sympathizers aren't bold enough to start calling for another war in the Middle East anyway.
Hell, most Israelis aren'tworried about Iran! We need to get off that meme. I mean, we should be concerned about peoples all over the globe, like Democrats are, not just one small part of it."
"We Are SOOOOO FUCKED. Y'know it's really ironic. Bush ran one of the most anti-gay campaigns ever, but he has fucked EVERY REPUBLICAN ** for FOUR YEARS RUNNING!!"
"All the Republican Primary Debates in 2015-2016 need to be CLOSED to live audiences!!!"
"We've gotta start listening to Lindsey Graham and cease with the litmus tests."
"Sarah Palin MUST be the nominee in 2016!!"
"Can we buy out Dick Morris' contract? No? OK, let's just get some mobsters to dump him in the Hudson."
"Is it possible to emigrate to Vatican City? I mean, it appears that's the ONLY place we're ever going to find on the planet that mirrors our way of thinking."
"Damn, we're Fucked!"