Just for wacky fun, I have posted on the WH citizen petition page a request to establish a sedition register of those petitioning for the secession of their state.
Given the likelihood that those petitioning for secession live in fear of black govt helicopters at night and probable have joined a militia, their recognizing that they are now "on a list" that could be used for something like said register will likely make their heads explode. That makes me smile.
If you would like to join in the wacky fun, please sign my petition at -
Your country, the UNITED States of American, thanks you for your attention to this important matter of wackiness.