Hey, does anyone want some advice on how to win elections from the guy who just lost an election? No? Well, too bad because Mitt Romney has decided to follow in the footsteps of John "Hell, yes, I'm still bitter about 2008" McCain by spending his post-election days explaining that he really did mean all the worst things he said during the election because he really is a dick—and he would have won too, if it weren't for those meddling voters.
In today's installment of Shit Mitt Romney Should Stop SayingTM:
What I would do if I were a Democrat running four years from now, I'd say, you know what? Dental care ought to be included in Obamacare. Immigration we can solve, but the giving away free stuff is a hard thing to compete with.This is probably one of those infamous Romney attempts to be funny. Like when he said the pastries from the local bakery looked like they came from 7-11. Or that uproariously humorous story he told about that time his dad closed a factory and laid off a bunch of workers hardy har har. Because, obviously, only those deadbeat moocher taker Democrats have dental needs. So expanding health coverage to include, you know, all matters of health is so absurd and such an obvious hand-out to that 47 percent of Americans Romney despises that, chuckle, Democrats should offer that to voters in four years if they want to win the next election. You're welcome, Democrats!
No wonder Republicans who think they still have a political future are starting to suggest Mitt should maybe, um, stop. Now.