Dear Diary. It's me, Michelle Bachmann.
It's day 20 since that horrible Muslim snuck back into the White House.
Who would have thought he would be able to do it? All the polls showed that he was going to lose. It goes to show how far the Muslim Brotherhood has infiltrated our God fearing society.
~More below the fold dear diary.
A few weeks ago Pastor Tim had performed the ritual of haruspicy and, as he gazed into the snakes organs, he proclaimed that I would win the election.
I was so pleased I loaned Pastor Tim to help Karl Rove with his own election predictions.
However thats when things went wrong. The predictions were horribly off, Pastor Tim thinks it might be due to defective snakes.
Elections were lost, and that man is back at the White House. My own election was close. I had no idea it would this close.
Luckily, I had the forsight to have this Muslim-proof bunker constructed beneath my residence in Washington using our campaign funds. Next diary I will take you on a tour of it.
I've been so upset, I've practiced my staring for three solid hours. Marcus is in the background chanting in tongues to calm me as I write.
It was during our holy fervor...Marcus chanting and Pat Boone playing in the background, I realized I need to start this diary.
So by necesity this diary is somewhat short as, we have both movers coming to place the last of our required supplies and also I need to greet our new head of security. Allen West, who was usurped from his god given mission by Muslims in his district.
Now for that Holy water martini that Pastor Tim blessed...Praise the Lord!