I may be a uncouth degenerate, but my one day dream job would be to be an usher at the White House lunch tomorrow between the President and Governor Romney. I would gladly perform a full day of service for free, if I could just be the usher that gets to show Romney to the luncheon. My moment of ecstasy would be when I show Romney to his seat, and extend my open palm, showing him the way with the words "Please Proceed Governor".