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The lies are raging from the right!

Men who just about never lose at anything - entrenched moneyed white men -
cannot believe they dedicated over 4 years of their lives to a singular cause, spent over a billion dollars, and still couldn't defeat the black guy in the White House!

They lost and they are, as we know, having a horrible time dealing with the reality of it all.

However, a very unlikely source: JOHN SCHNATTER,


yes, that Papa John, has stepped up to bury the hatchet, and honor our first black president, Barack Obama.

Papa John's has introduced a new pizza to honor President Obama, and John Schnatter himself has waived the new 15-cent "Obamacare" surcharge, on ths new tribute pie!  It is all very exciting news, coming from a Republican, and a very ardent Romney supporter to boot.

The new pizza will be an instant classic:  It is loaded with freshly-sliced ham and chunks of juicy delicious sweet pineapple!

Papa John Schnatter personally named this new offering, to honor the birthplace of our first black president!

He is calling it:  THE KENYAN!

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  •  Tip Jar (4+ / 0-)
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    ontheleftcoast, koosah, kharma, PSzymeczek

    Buy Aldus Shrugged : The Antidote to Ayn Rand, and tear Ayn and the GOP new orifices. Plus, I get a small royalty, and Jeff Bezos and his employees get the rest. Not a bad deal, as CEO Bezos is not much of a dick, relatively speaking. @floydbluealdus1

    by Floyd Blue on Fri Nov 30, 2012 at 10:40:36 AM PST

  •  All kidding aside (9+ / 0-)

    The ham and pineapple pizza is, in my view, an abomination and does not respect the Italian tradition of a real pizza pie.

    "let's talk about that"

    by VClib on Fri Nov 30, 2012 at 10:47:20 AM PST

  •  You think he's burying the hatchet? (0+ / 0-)

    You are joking, right?

    This "Trickle Down" thing has turned out to be somebody pissing on my leg and tellin' me it's rainin'.

    by swtexas on Fri Nov 30, 2012 at 10:51:41 AM PST

    •  You can't tell?? (3+ / 0-)
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      koosah, dougymi, ontheleftcoast

      Check the tags, if you need to.  Meanwhile if the guy was really gonna go Kenyan with a hawaiian pie, I wouldn't be saying he stepped up....just down even lower!

      Buy Aldus Shrugged : The Antidote to Ayn Rand, and tear Ayn and the GOP new orifices. Plus, I get a small royalty, and Jeff Bezos and his employees get the rest. Not a bad deal, as CEO Bezos is not much of a dick, relatively speaking. @floydbluealdus1

      by Floyd Blue on Fri Nov 30, 2012 at 10:55:23 AM PST

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      •  I'm really stupid today. Enjoyed your post:)) n/t (0+ / 0-)

        This "Trickle Down" thing has turned out to be somebody pissing on my leg and tellin' me it's rainin'.

        by swtexas on Fri Nov 30, 2012 at 12:15:29 PM PST

        [ Parent ]

        •  You're not stupid today, my friend. (0+ / 0-)

          I appreciate your kind words.

          I get a little snarky and impatient when I respond.  (You should see me on the subway.)

          Buy Aldus Shrugged : The Antidote to Ayn Rand, and tear Ayn and the GOP new orifices. Plus, I get a small royalty, and Jeff Bezos and his employees get the rest. Not a bad deal, as CEO Bezos is not much of a dick, relatively speaking. @floydbluealdus1

          by Floyd Blue on Fri Nov 30, 2012 at 12:26:42 PM PST

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  •  That pizza concoction (1+ / 0-)
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    ontheleftcoast

    is a hatchet to Obama's back.  I blame California for that horrifying combo.

    " My faith in the Constitution is whole; it is complete; it is total." Barbara Jordan, 1974

    by gchaucer2 on Fri Nov 30, 2012 at 10:56:18 AM PST

  •  To make matters worse, it's supposed to be made (1+ / 0-)
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    PSzymeczek

    with Canadian bacon.  More socialisticky that way.  You probably have to wait in a line for it, too.  After a three month wait.  

    I actually quite like this pizza.  I know it's horrifying to purists, but, really, if the Chines can survive what we do to their cuisine, I don't think pizza-purists have much room to complain.  

    The people who really should be pissed are the Mexicans.  Taco Bell?  How can Mexico ever forgive us for that?  LOL.

    Metaphors be with you.

    by koosah on Fri Nov 30, 2012 at 11:02:34 AM PST

  •  But, but (1+ / 0-)
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    koosah

    I don't think mooslins eats the ham.

  •  Be sure ask for a receipt, (0+ / 0-)

    it comes in the form of a birth certificate...from Kenya, of course.  Gotta love it!

    The more you learn the less you know.

    by quiet in NC on Fri Nov 30, 2012 at 11:05:58 AM PST

  •  This last Election cycle (1+ / 0-)
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    TheDuckManCometh

    has completely changed the way I spend my money. I make a serious effort NOT to purchase from the 1%... Papa Johns, Home Depot, etc...
    Local small businesses get my money now.
    Thanks Papa John~

    •  I cannot remember in my (fairly long) lifetime (0+ / 0-)

      when business owners just shamelessly promoted a candidate and totally alienated between 47% and 99% of their customer base by being so outspoken, and by ridiculing OUR President!

      Such a shame that they are COINCIDENTALLY doing all of this to our first black president!

      I agree with your efforts!

      (and knowing about corporations and CEOs these days, I am really happy I published on amazon, where seriously, the CEO isn't nearly the dick so many are).

      Buy Aldus Shrugged : The Antidote to Ayn Rand, and tear Ayn and the GOP new orifices. Plus, I get a small royalty, and Jeff Bezos and his employees get the rest. Not a bad deal, as CEO Bezos is not much of a dick, relatively speaking. @floydbluealdus1

      by Floyd Blue on Fri Nov 30, 2012 at 12:29:48 PM PST

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  •  Papa John's (0+ / 0-)

    People actually eat this shit?  

    I am proud to say I have never ingested this filth.  Never shopped at a Walmarts either!

    Big money got a mean streak...big money got no soul. - N. Peart

    by jsibley on Fri Nov 30, 2012 at 02:15:33 PM PST

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