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Happy Holidays everyone!

Hark the right wing nut jobs sing!

Hark, the right wing nut jobs sing!
"Grover Norquist is our king.
Starve the poor let hate run wild.
We only love the unborn child.
Joyful, all ye rethugs rise
It's the poor that we despise.
With the plutocrats proclaim:
Tax cuts are our only aim"
Hark! The right wing nut jobs sing
"Grover Norquist is our king!"

Grandma got run over by a reindeer

To be sung by Republicans

Chorus
We know that we voted to kill grandma
If the old bird dies that's how it goes.
Please don't tell the voters how we voted
'Cause then they'd know that we're just corporate ho's

1st verse
We believe that government is evil
When we're in charge we make sure that it is
Oh you may call our views medieval
We just care if they're good for big biz.

2nd verse
We don't think the rich should pay much taxes
If they do then they won't donate to us.
And we don't really care what the facts is
If you get sick just dip into your trust.

3rd verse
We won't tell you who gives us money.
That sort of openness is just not right
Beside it might look kind of funny
When we all bow down to corporate might.

Here comes Moulitsas
Here comes Moulitsas ,
Here comes Moulitsas,
Right down daily Kos Lane,
Hunter and Susan and other front pagers
Keepin' it quite sane.
Diaries posting, nut jobs are roasting,
All is merry and bright.
So post your comments and rec all theirs,
We're calling out the right.

The first (Republican) Noel

The First Noel, the Repubs did say
Was to cut taxes for rich and not pay
The rich are too poor, their taxes too steep
So let the poor sleep on the street if that's cheap
Noel, Noel, Noel, Noel
If you are poor you can go straight to hell

Deck the GOP halls
Deck the halls! Tax cuts for wealthy!
Fa lala lalala la la la!
Our health plan is just stay healthy
Falalala lala la la.
Corporations? Yes they're human
Fa lala lalala la la la!
It's the economy we're doomin'
Fa lala lalala la la la!
Go to war for Halliburton
Fa lala lalala la la la!
If you're poor well you'll keep hurtin'
Fa lala lalala la la la!
If you're rich well we might listen
Fa lala lalala la la la!
But it's corporate ass we're kissin'
Fa lala lalala la la la!

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