The profits from the NFL would pay for all the mental health care in the US.
But maybe George Bailey's grandson ended up starting a hedge fund. Let's not be too hasty with this "wonderful life" label.
Slipped “Learn to not be such an asshole” and “Quit watching FOX news” into my uncles' bucket list.
I think I’m ready to take my place in the national debate. And my place is a seat in row 247 million.
If Lincoln was around now he’d have to free all the racists.
It's pretty fucking obvious if you give people the rope of interpretation they'll use it to hang each other.
Sorry, you can't just cull one sacred cow out of the herd.
People are not generally good, they're generally self-centered pricks. So be weary, and always watch your fucking back.
God being held for questioning.