A song sung by Wayne LaPierre to the tune of "Blame it on Cain", the original being in the video:
Once upon a time, I had a little lobby.
Government gun opponents soon
Learned never to fight it and if they did
They rarely ever won –
You don't take on the NRA!
So if the man with the mandate
Tries to ban guns ...
Well this is what I’m gonna say
Blame it on Games!
Don’t blame it on me!
Oh-oh — it’s nobody’s fault
But we need somebody to burn!
Blame it on Games!
Please … don’t … blame it on me!
It’s nobody’s fault
But it just seems to be their turn!
Well if there was a guy who was
Real messed up
And he killed a buncha kids
They would always bring it up
“He used a gun” –
An AR-15 rifle hundred rounds in a big magazine
And then you can run down the news shows,
Calling dead teachers heroes
Gun’s obscene, I wanna scream
Don’t be so horrified
So you’re not mortified.
Blame it on Games!
Don’t blame it on me!
Oh-oh — it’s nobody’s fault
But we need somebody to burn!
Blame it on Games!
Please … don’t … blame it on me!
It’s nobody’s fault
But it just seems to be their turn!
I think I’ve lived a little too long
With the yes men around
I think I’m losing my touch
From talking to shooters for so long.
Oh and I’ve finally been accused.
When they say to your face
That some guns gotta go
I used to put ‘em in their place
Then I’d try to rub it in.
But every single crime
They get a little stronger,
What can I say this time
To stall them longer?
“Blame it on Games!
Don’t blame it on me!”
Oh-oh — it might be our fault
So we need somebody to burn!
Blame it on Games!
Please … don’t … blame it on me!
It might be our fault
But it’s best if it not our turn!