Hey, Congress Critters! Specifically you in the House of Representatives!
You are sitting pretty there, getting paid to do nothing. Well, I, as your employer do not have to pay you to screw up our economy while you play petty political games.
I have created this Petition on Whitehouse.gov: http://wh.gov/...
Which basically says, you no work, I no pay you. And no gym for what's-his-name your VP nominee to go hide in, no free food in the cafeteria or house dining room. Hell, I'd close the office building and the bathrooms and let you guys crap in a bucket if I had my way. But maybe some folks would think that was going too far.
Get off your arses and get back to work!
Please sign the petition, and pass it around.
Pissed Off in Seattle