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I feel like I've said this here before... so I read this thing on Facebook. Which made me think of an Ethiopian folktale I know.  Follow me below the dingledoodle squigglie dKosagnocchi dividerthingie fold after a word from our sponsor...

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A friend posted the following to Facebook. Given that means it's already been seen by 1948674 people, I think it's ok to post it in its entirety here:

Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without forgetting.

One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop. The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

Then a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The Congressman was veryhappy and left the shop. The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.

And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.

This sad but entirely-too-believable fable immediately made me think of another story of greed, The Perfect Orange, author Frank Araujo's retelling of an Ethiopian folk tale. I'll summarize it below but suggest you seek out the book both to read it with appropriate cultural references as well as for Xiao Jun Li's beautiful illustrations:

Tshai, an orphan girl in a remote village, finds a perfect orange one morning and decides to take it to the Nigus (King). She sets out on her journey and along the way meets Ato Jib, the Lord Hyena. He asks her where she is going, and when she tells him "to take this perfect orange to the king" he offers to trade a water gourd for it. When she refuses, he tells her it's a silly gift; that one must take something precious, such as gold or jewels, to the Nigus. Tshai ignores him and travels on.

Arriving at the palace, the Royal Chamberlain is taken by her humble innocence and brings her before the Nigus, who in the manner of Good Folktale Rulers Everywhere graciously accepts the offered Perfect Orange then asks what she would like as a gift in return. Tshai turns down jewels and purses filled with gold, and departs. The Nigus sends the Chamberlain after her with a donkey, in whose saddlebags are of course hidden the jewels and gold :-). She accepts it gracefully, heads home, and shares the discovered wealth with everyone in her village.

Ato Jib spies the girl and learns that she was given a donkey with full saddlebags for a single orange, and imagines what HE would be given if he presented the Nigus with his cattle and land. He arrives and informs the Chamberlain "I am an important fellow. I have cattle and lands to give the great Nigus!" After presenting his gifts, Ato Jib is asked what he would like in return. Attempting not to appear greedy, he replies "Whatever Your Majesty deems worthy for my humble offerings."

The Nigus smiled, and told Ato Jib the offering was worth His Majesty's most prized possession. I don't need to tell you what that was, do I?

I believe most of us have a heart of Tshai inside, but in our quest to keep up with our neighbors, be the one who dies with the most toys, or obtain what we feel we were deserving of but did not get for {insert reason here}, our inner Ato Jib looks for the loopholes, lottery tickets, and quick easy ways to riches.

May this Congress rediscover a bit of their inner Tshai, or at the very least filibuster their personal Ato Jib. Or possibly pelt him with oranges until he gives up. Hrmm...

Selflessness and selfishness, giving and greed. Discuss :-).

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