When Chinese tourists visit Manhattan, do they think "Wow, this place is totally empty"?
I have zero interest in sports, but enjoy movies and documentaries about sports. WTF?
To this day, I still smile a little when a calculator reads "80085."
Progressive taxation is "guillotine insurance."
If you try to use The Force to get something, and do it forever, statistically it will eventually work. I like those odds!
I once used a Jedi mind trick to get sex. I said "You don't need to see my money up front."
If you put a Republican in charge of a fire extinguisher factory, it would burn down ten minutes later.
They've hired J.J. Abrams to direct Star Wars VII. Prepare to see Luke Skywalker listening to rap on an iPhone.