Rumors are afoot, my friends.
Scott Brown dashed the hopes of all good Republican Massachusetts-ans (ites? I lived there my whole life and I don't know how to refer to myself! Oh, yeah, Mass-holes)
by saying Bqhatevwr to running for Kerry's seat.
What's a Republican to do? I know! Follow me for some wicked good ideas!
Well, there's Mitt-he's won there before.
Oh, yeah, Mitt has lost--how many times now? I think he's done losing.
What about Anne? She's so popular!
Oh, no, she's thin skinned and elitist. Plus, this is hard! So stop it! Suggesting her to run for office, that is.
Now there's this:. Mitt says no, Anne says no, so--let's ask that Tagg kid!
He'll do it, he'll do anything!
It's just a rumor, of course. Exactly none of this may be coming from the Romney camp. It could just be a show of how very desperate the Massachusetts Republicans and the Senate Republicans are in general to hold on to that seat.
But for now, it's pretty funny to watch. Grab your popcorn.