Recently, my brother was in a department store when the overhead music was playing The Who. (yes, folks, you know you're getting old when the music we used to listen to when we went "parking" is now used to lure us into a trance of consumerism. But I digress)
Anyway, my nephew said, "Cool, I LOVE Bill O'Reilly"
So, William, this one's for you...
"Billy O'Reilly"
(to the music of The Who's "Baba O'Riley")
Up here on the screen
My cronies convene
I dig hangin’ out with my amigos
We take delight
Defending the Right
We like to stroke our own egos
Fox News
Likes to confuse
Facts with our opinions
I like to fuel the fire
And raise the ire
Of the Lefties and their Liberal thinkin’
Honest Abe is dead
Or so I have read
So, I wrote a book ‘bout “Killing Lincoln”
Where’s my stage hand?
Hey, is this mic on?
I need my stage hand
Which is my best side?
Where’s my stage hand?
How does my make-up look?
I need my stage hand
The executives are here
I must endear
To keep my job and maintain t.v. ratings
On the Daily Show
Stewart’s just a schmo
I’m tired of all his facts and annotating
Where’s my stage hand?
Hey, is this mic on?
I need my stage hand
Which is my best side?
Where’s my stage hand?
How does my make-up look?
I need my stage hand