In today's installment of 'Good News Monday, Ted Stevens 'series of tubes' have come to the rescue once again, this time to save this wonderful creature:
In case you have missed this story
What happened is this his American Bulldog mix attacked and mauled a child and its owner was forced to give it up.. Oh wait, that didnt happen. Instead:
No: "Because his owner says he's gay."
According to the 39-year-old mother-of-four who pays regular visits to the kill shelter looking for dogs to rescue, this unloved pooch was rejected because he was found "hunched [over]" another male dog.
Yep, some genius out there in Tennessee thought their dog was gay, and refused to contribute to the rash of male-on-male dog sex that is very likely to threaten the institution of Rush Limbaugh's latest marriage.
"His owner threw him away bc he refuses to have a 'gay' dog!" she writes. "Don't let this gorgeous dog die [because] his owner is ignorant of normal dog behavior! He's in kennel 10L and he WILL be put down tomorrow bc there is no room at the inn!"
But as I spoiled in the headline, there is a happy ending:
According to The Tennessean, Gawker's coverage of the "gay dog" story had resulted in a flood of calls to the Jackson shelter where he was being kept. "I have had about 10 million calls this morning. It has been adopted already. It is gone," said an unnamed shelter employee. "He's in good hands."