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Once the Conservatives finally discovered that the country is not moving to the right as they claimed; and once they discovered that their position on guns and gays were far out of step with the majority of Americans; and once they discovered that their positions on not raising taxes on the wealthiest Americans were opposed by the vast majority of voters; and once they discovered that their position on climate change, intelligent design and prayer in schools was not so well received by the electorate; and once they discovered that Mitt Romney did actually lose the election...they finally decided they needed to make a few dramatic changes. The new strategy is, of course, to simply change the way the votes are counted. Forget the very basic premise of the nation's democratic foundation: one man one vote because the Neo-Conservative leadership in America truly believe that every conservative vote is worth more than any liberal, progressive or independent vote.

If you listen closely to the arguments by the Republican vote riggers, you can hear rationalizations, yes, but also a real idea: Rural Americans deserve disproportionate political representation. Charles W. Carrico, a small-town Republican state senator from Virginia who sponsored his state’s Electoral College–alteration bill, said, “People in my district—they feel discouraged by coming out because their votes don’t mean anything if they’re outvoted in metropolitan districts.” Jase Bolger, speaker of the state House of Representatives in Michigan, likewise fretted over the voting power of the urban hordes: “I hear that more and more from our citizens in various parts of the State of Michigan, that they don’t feel like their vote for president counts, because another area of the state may dominate that or could sway their vote.”
Seriously, the new plan to retake the White House and Congress  is to take the losing side and simply find a way to call it the winning side. Is there anything more Orwellian than that?

With control over so many state legislatures, Republicans have already done some of the most creative gerrymandering imaginable. And now that the legislative districts are all screwed up in favor of their party they want the electoral college to reflect the skewed representation. It apparently wasn't enough in the last election to close polling places in Florida where minorities--read democrats--vote, creating long lines. It wasn't enough to purge legal voters from the rolls, place robocalls deceiving voters about polling places and times, the sudden need without any justification for voter ID cards, electronic voting machines changing votes, and Billboards in Ohio intimidating minority voters--all of these were not quite enough to steal an election. (And I haven't even mentioned hanging chads and the Supreme Court of 2000.) Since none of those strategies worked, Conservative leaders will only be satisfied when they can lose and still win.

So, this story has inspired me. It really has. Among other responsibilities I have, I am the Athletic Director at a school that has struggled in recent years in basketball. Since one team in our league dominates year in and year out, I have decided to propose a few rules changes. From now on, the best team has to do all the travelling while the worst teams get to play at home all the time. That means the best team has to ride on a school bus for 1-2 hours while the less competitive teams get to sleep in on Saturdays. I'm also changing the scoring rules. Every time THEY make a basket it only counts for one point. All of OUR baskets will count as three-pointers. (Because after all, it isn't how many baskets you make, it's how many points you have.) WE will no longer have to follow rules of "travelling" and "double-dribble" and from now on officials can only call three fouls on each of OUR players. THEY will have to play with four players on the floor while WE get to play with six. At the end of the game there will be a score that was arrived at, based on the new rules and the winner will be declared. Seems reasonable to me. I'm calling it the Republican Plan.

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  •  The GOP will not stop being backward. They will (2+ / 0-)
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    mookins, talktothemike

    use every legal and dirty trick available to hinder change and keep people estranged from eacn other.  It is up to us to oppose them at every turn and defeat their innate dumbness with reason, hustle, logic, political fight, and good looks.  They are the past, but before we get the future, we will have alot of acid indigestion, constipation, and suffer many GOP fools.  I am fine with this because they can be beaten, as Obama's two terms demonstrates.  But come monday morning they will still be the dumb-ass GOP:  marginalizing women, being anti-Gay, and oppossing Blacks, Hispanics and other minorities in ways that are pathetic, sad and  hurtful.  We can go far in beating them with good candidates and caring for the well being of all Americans especially those who need us most. But our real ace is our  belief in ourselves as agents of a new future that we will bring to realization by standing tall for what we beieve and making noise and deploying $ and time to that end.  Sincere, honest resolve is the best antidote to GOP toxic-shock on the body politic of every American who cares about our country and wants to hear truth spoken to dumbness.

    •  Well said. I especially like... (0+ / 0-)

      "It is up to us to oppose them at every turn and defeat their innate dumbness with reason, hustle, logic, political fight, and good looks."

      Are the rest of us advancing while the GOP remains in a constant state of 1850's? Or maybe the 1650's?

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