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How many women did Herman Cain "offer a job to" again?
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha—pause for breath—hahahahahahahahah:
Fox News Channel has hired former Republican presidential candidate and Godfather’s Pizza CEO Herman Cain as a contributor. Cain will provide political and business analysis and commentary across FNC’s daytime and primetime programming, as well as on Fox Business Network.
Business analysis? Like, how to get your company on the hook for an $80,000 settlement with the various women you've sexually harassed? Or maybe he'll just scream "NINE, NINE, NINE!" over and over again. That's the kind of sharp business-y analysis Fox "News" viewers have come to expect, right? And Fox delivers only the crème de la crème (or as Fox would call it, freedom cream). That's why Fox has also recently hired Erick Erickson, as well as the ex-Sen. Scott "Centerfold Pimp Daddy" Brown. But even Fox has some standards, because remember, after paying an average of $15.85 per word for the 189,221 words she spewed on air as a paid contributor, Fox decided to not renew its contract with the idiot half-term governor.


Originally posted to Kaili Joy Gray on Fri Feb 15, 2013 at 08:59 AM PST.

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