Is there a "gay lobby" involved in blackmail that resulted in the decision of the pope to resign? No serious observer in or out of the Vatican currently accepts this account. But that hardly means there isn’t still a gay subculture in the Catholic Church.Well, that's a relief, right? Would be a shame to find out that the pope didn't resign because of the ongoing investigations into how the Vatican has mishandled its funds or how the pope helped protect all those priests who raped and molested kids but because he was blackmailed by The Gays.
But, Donohue assures us, even if the gays didn't blackmail the pope, we must still be on the lookout for the "gay profession," the "gay culture," and the "Lavender Mafia," because, you know how those gays are: all powerful, all knowing, all seeing. Like God, but with better fashion sense.