In his pajamas muttering to Nixon's portraits about "giving those rotten seniors exactly what they deserve!".
You see it all started many years ago when he was just a wee lad doing community organizing, for very little money, helping the very people he would later come to hate. You know, all these people he thinks are "entitled" to all the shit he did for them, cuz it was really the only place that would hire him. Rotten bastards.
Anyway, it was during this time that he he hatched his nefarious plot! He would use his unfortunate circumstances in being forced to do this community organizing nonsense as cover! Yes! How brilliant! He would pretend to care! That way, when he finally became President, he would be in the perfect position to turn around and knife those fuckers right in the back! Blammo!
Now that I've spelled it out for you so clearly, you can see why it makes perfect sense that Obama spent practically his whole life prior to being President seemingly dedicated to helping the very people he now so obviously WANTS more than anything to fuck over. All the pieces now fit into place, so we can all stop disagreeing about his motives. As my crystal clear reasoning makes abundantly apparent, Obama is obviously motivated by his nefarious desire to fuck over old people. There can't possibly be any other motivations for him as is evidenced by the actual policies he has implemented, you know, the policies that in actuality DO fuck over old people....like...umm, you know, those ones.
Anyway, that's not really important, what's important is that we recognize that Obama is motivated by his hatred of all of us and his lust and greed and obsequious desire to cozy up to the corporate oligarchy that hates his guts with a white hot passion that has not been witnessed since the Civil War!
I think that's certainly something we can all agree upon!
7:31 PM PT: edit: snark tag per request