HEADLINE:
Sarah Palin: NYC Supersized Soda Ban Ruling A 'Victory For Liberty-Loving' Drinkers
TRANSLATION INTO ENGLISH:
"If you want my 128 ounce Monster Gulp, you'll have to pry the cup from my cold, dead hands."
That was too easy. After all, Palin did Tweet this: "Govt, stay out of my refrigerator!"
Too bad she's seemingly not so worried about government getting into her uterus.