The latest in our current drama, "AMERICA, A CELEBRATION OF GUNZ!!!1"
Police in upstate New York's Herkimer County are looking for a suspect wanted for killing four people and injuring two in a shooting spree in the villages of Herkimer and Mohawk.
The Herkimer Telegram reported that firefighters were battling a blaze at a building in Mohawk where the suspect apparently lived. He was described as a slender white male, aged 50 to 60, sporting a white beard and wearing a flannel shirt.
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Schools in the area were placed on lockdown.
Ugh.