There are no stupid questions. But there are stupid statements. Like the statement, "There are no stupid questions."
Self-expression is overrated. Just paint something pretty. Nobody wants to see your ugly feelings.
Pick a number. Add 10. Divide by 4. Take a shot. Wear a sombrero. Flash a hobo. Go fuck yourself. Merry Christmas.
It's okay to bring a knife to a gunfight if you also bring cake.
ZOMBIE NICKNAMES: Worm Butt, Dave Breath, Bunion Dragger, Dusty Suit Bill, Maggot Bedazzled, Groan-Ass Man, Polo Shirt Guy, Ol' Smelly Boobs.
Even though the last Pope named John was John the 23rd, there have been only 21 Popes named John. Why? They lost count! Really! Look it up!
NPR says GOP going to step up its digital game. Step one: Learn to set clock on VCR.
I like to think of myself as a coward with heroic tendencies.