In May 2011, as all the world knows, the SEALs cut Al Quaida's balls off. But there still remain more levels of pointed humiliation and defeat that need to be inserted deep into the residue of cowards and dishonorable criminals that used to be known as "Al Quaida", or "the base" as it translates. The laughter of the world will soon follow the dying shell of that organization to its grave.
Since the world no longer respects the failed and emasculated organization formerly known as Al Quaida, the time is ripe to "re-brand" it for them.
Going forward, all government and media sources should refer to the bungling terrorists as "Al Saraesir" - "the cockroaches" (click "listen" button under the Arabic translation). In this way the United States, and the world, can erase the very name of this once-feared group, and ensure that its terrified remnants--constantly running and hiding from our vengeance like scurrying insects--perish bearing an appropriate title of eternal disrespect, derision, and contempt.