Well, the New Yorker is reporting that Justice Antonin Scalia has resigned from the SCOTUS effective immediately.
In a brief statement, Justice Scalia said he considered moving to Canada but they not only have marriage equality but national health care which he finds "almost as evil."
He needs to find a country that finds both marriage equality and providing health care for all its citizens deplorable. So he may move to Iran.
If only this wasn't snark and he really did resign?