Sung to the tune of "If I only had a brain"
(Freedom Fighter)
I could chase away the robbers
And protect the little toddlers
Brandishin' my heat
And my finger would be itchin
While the bad guys were a twitchin
If I only had a gun
I'd stop those evildoers
For any of my neighbors
In trouble or in pain
(Freedom Fighter's wife, Dorothy)
With the rifle you'd be totin'
You could be another Heston
If you only had a gun
(Freedom Fighter)
Oh I fine.....ly got my gun
And filled it full of lead
So then I hid....... it in my pants
And then I sat and shot myself
I would not be in a coffin
My family all a cryin
Their hearts all full of pain
I would dance and be merry
Life would be a ding-a-derry
If they'd taken it away
Inspired by Tom Begnal's "Gun Crazy USA" and David Waldmans "Gun Fail"
Thanks Guys