It’s as if someone magically turned the Napoleon Complex into a country and named it North Korea.
Upon collecting his 30 pieces of silver, Judas was the first person to ever use the expression, "Cha-Ching."
JESUS IS RISEN! Look, there he goes! Up, up… oh, he should’ve worn underwear.
Why go with a bunny when you have so many better options? Easter Tiger. Easter Bear. Easter Shark. EASTER FUCKING DRAGON.
FUN FACT: Americans are so adverse to learning they need information to be presented as entertainment!
Real Eyes, Realize, Real Lies-Realty.
Our Reality: "Our realtors, or 'real-torns', are real torn." Realize our lies TODAY!
Now we have no jobs, no hope, and no cash. Also, no cashews. No salsa. No clean socks. No peace in the Middle East.
Look, it's really none of your business how many Red Bull and vodkas I had last night. Can I hide this stolen police helicopter in your garage or not?
So, what's everybody doing for Freaknik?