Well done my Comrades! With debate commencing in the Senate about gun-control, we have achieved the first step of turning this country from the freedom-loving America that our Founding Fathers founded and practiced on their plantations, to the Communist haven that is Europe.
We will use background checks as a first step to registering all Republicans. Unfortunately, we aren't strong enough yet to take all their guns.
That is why Phase 2 will turn all illegal immigrants into Democrats, and which will allow us to take the rest of their guns away!
Then we will take away their God, by using scientists- all paid shills of the Communist Party of Acorn- to teach Evolution rather than Creation.
And the Final Step- we will turn the entire country.... into VEGETARIANS!
The only people who know the truth are Glenn Beck, Ted Nugent, and Alex Jones. Damn these free-thinking, titans of intelligence, who see through our subterfuge!