Drop a thing. Kick it.That's a dropkick. But dropping while kicking with both feet is also a dropkick? We're living in a real Dropkickocracy.
You can lead a horse to water. You can make him drink. You can say it's not personal. He'll beg. You'll say gambling debts to Carmine-BANG!!
You can leave your horse with Walter but I'd advise against it. Walter is terrible with horses.
I pumped some antibacterial sanitizer into a carton of yogurt. Now we wait.
Cop: Sir, are you high?
Me: What makes you say that, citizen?
Cop: You have a blanket around your neck and an S drawn on your shirt.
One of the keys to living a more fulfilled life TODAY is acknowledging the Universal Truth that farts are pretty fucking funny.
Evolution? Progress? What have we really accomplished other than destroying the planet, killing off wildlife and making The Avengers?
Sometimes you just gotta drop knowledge on motherfuckers.