I hope the bomber suspect is made of green screen so we can all project our most feared skin color onto him.
"I'm leaving CNN to spend more time with my sources. Unrelated: so lonely. So very, very lonely." John King
BREAKING: Sen. Rand Paul will consider following in his father's footsteps by running for and not winning the presidency.
Sensible gun legislation dies in the senate. Today we are all Ted Nugent.
If you have expectations of me, they are mine to play with. The worst is inevitable.
Everyone is horrible, in their own way. Your job is just to learn how to use that to control them!
You know you don’t need my permission, right? You can go fuck yourself whenever. You can do it here. Over there. Your call.
Sometimes you need to burn that bridge while they're still on it.