In the land of the blind the one-eyed man will probably just lie and say he's blind, too.
The world does break everyone, as Hemingway wrote. And after, some are stronger in the broken places. Most just break a lot easier later.
Deadlines focus the mind. So remember each day that life is a slog toward death and could end at any time.
Make the workday special in your office by putting on some soft rock and gently humping the copier.
We are always racing against time and ourselves toward an uncertain future so fuck wearing underwear.
Life is a long road, full of rest stops. Remember it isn't about the quality of the restrooms, it's about the size of the glory holes.
Eventually, everything will be wireless. Tell a telephone pole your true feelings before it's too late.
Remember: it's not a "loud, drunken orgy in the park," it's a "Porn Flashmob!"