Truly let the world know what a maverick you are by never putting the lotion on your skin when you are told.
If I'm guilty of anything, it's loving TOO much. And several felonies in 3 different states. But mostly loving too much.
In 1912, Roosevelt took a fuckin bullet in the chest and still gave a speech.
Today, my pal Jim called off work with a head cold.
Let's face it, every day I'm not in the loony bin, I'm defying enormous odds
If Pfizer got the rights to marijuana and named it something like Accuzynomiproxophen, it would get legalized.
Everybody knows whenever rain appears it's really angel tears containing harmful sulfuric and nitrogen oxides.
All these record profits are leaving me drenched with corporate trickle.
Humanity is a lifeboat full of people purposely rowing from drowners.