Letterman's latest Stooge Of The Night segment.
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Tonight’s “Stooge of the Night” is Republican Senator Rand Paul of Kentucky.
DAVE: “Kentucky Senator Rand Paul voted ‘NO’ on gun reform legislation despite the fact that 82% of voters in his state wanted background checks for gun buyers. Also, 82% of the voters in his state believe he’s wearing a toupee. I believe his actual real name is Randy. His actual last name is Paulie. And he’s wearing a toupee. Did he have to get a background check to wear that toupee? You people in Kentucky elected a toupee to the Senate.
It’s Rand Paul, and he’s our ‘Stooge of the Night.’”