Massachusetts decided that you can be prescribed “only” 10 ounces of marijuana every 60 days. Get this state a fucking trophy.
When you realize that human extinction is the best possible scenario for the longevity of Earth, you start to question shit.
We throw the word “happy” around like we understand the concept. Let’s just call it “not sad.
Judge one not by their color of skin or ethnicity, but by the tunes to which they rock out.
BREAKING: Man so addicted to porn that when he walked in on his girlfriend cheating on him he calmly sat down on the edge of the bed and jerked off.
I think I figured out why so few women get the death penalty: Americans prefer holding them captive and beating them up.
Can't wait for the Mad Men episode where Pete listens to "Helter Skelter" and tries to kill everybody.