Yet that's precisely what Mr. von Clownstick is considering. AGAIN:
Business mogul Donald Trump is considering a presidential bid in 2016 and has spent $1 million on political research, according to the New York Post.I can't imagine why he'd be "exploring" this potential opportunity. AGAIN. Unless, of course:
Trump has a well-honed reputation for generating headlines and controversy -- he offered $5 million to President Obama to release his birth certificate -- and many questioned if he was serious about his 2012 aspirations. But if the television and real estate mogul invests a lot of energy in generating buzz about a 2016 run that could impact the rest of the political scene.Yet I must agree, at least with the part I've bolded:
"Everybody tells me, 'Please run for president. Please run for president.' I would be much happier if a great and competent person came along," Trump reportedly said in his speech. "I'd be happy if President Obama did a great job. I'm a Republican, but before anything, I love this country. I would love to see somebody come in who is going to be great."I'd be happy if a "great and competent person" came along as well. But since you, sir, are not that person, voting for your potential opponent will be all the easier.
So stop fucking around and take the plunge for real this time, Mr. Fuckface von Clownstick. Your new nickname will provide hours of entertainment for us during an otherwise very serious election season.