I'm so laid back I'm actually inverted and living right side up in another dimension totally pissed off.
Electricity and I, we have an understanding. It's the only thing that really shocks me.
Don't lose your inner balance to the demons of hedonism, freely give it away.
Think of me as an idea. A really, really bad idea.
All rich people ask is that they be left alone with their designer drugs, their lacrosse and their recreational boating.
Ladies, what's the difference between a clitoral orgasm and a just-saw-a-Ryan-Gosling-movie orgasm?
China: You folks build the Great Wall but eat rice with couple of pencils? Bipolar motherfuckers.
Give me a piece of your mind. Here, use this hammer.