Imagine the world as a beautiful mosaic. Or as a magnificent stained-glass window. Take your pick, whichever is easier to SHATTER.
Learn to think for yourself, unless of course you can identify someone else with better judgement, and a flashlight.
Life has a way of just sitting there, waiting for you to fuck it up somehow.
Remember: Feelings are only there to be poorly masked with booze.
Cop: Clocked you going 88 and the words “Flux Capacitor” are spray painted on the trunk.
Me: I see where this is going. No, you can’t come.
Cop: Sir, are you high?
Me: Define high.
Cop: Under influence of marijuana.
Me: Define influence.
Cop: Being high.
Me: Define high.