Not that we didn't get the joke... but since Mr. Freivald had not previously encountered a humorous lawyer, he actually thought your letter may have been a serious effort by the Township to promote its legitimate interests. Rest assured, I've at least convinced him that it was certainly not some impulsive, ham-fisted attempt to bully a local resident solely because of his well-known political views. After all, you and I as lawyers both know that would be flagrantly unconstitutional and would also, in the words of my 4-year-old, make you a big meanie.
Fair use prevents me from sharing it all here, but for your legal laugh of the year,
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