BREAKING: NSA finds Rusty the red panda using PRISM database after he checks in at local Starbucks for the coupon.
Breaking: Mel Kiper reports the Latin Kings will indeed take Aaron Hernandez with the first pick in the new prisoner draft.
Now that I know the government is listening to our phone calls, I'm afraid to call my brother. He uses too much hyperbole when he gets mad.
Abe Vigoda is behind every single celebrity death. Google it
Walk up to a random person, point at them and scream “SINNER.” You just inserted absolute chaos into their brain.
The nice thing about Science is you'll never have to explain how much effort went into shoveling animal shit off Noah's Ark.
WARNING: Marijuana may alter your perception of reality. Well, not really a warning. More like a Fun Fact.
Fuck me, this Paula Deen tattoo makes me look kind of racist now.