1652 - Massachusetts declared itself an independent commonwealth.
2007 - The Apple iPhone went on sale.
COINCIDENCE? I think NOT!
. "But obviously, we've got to stand with our North Korean allies." --Successful grifter and Fox Fact Checker Sarah Palin
"Corporations are people, my friend." Successful bloodsucker and corporate raider Mitt Romney
"I'm thinking about killing Michael Moore, and I'm wondering if I could kill him myself, or if I would need to hire somebody to do it." Successful auto-lobotomy trainee and future Girl Scout Cookie Thief Glenn Beck
FROM THE CHURCH OF INEFFABLE STUPIDITY:
Jonathan Orser, self-proclaimed survivalist, committed suicide yesterday. His survivors include a military tank, 15,000 rounds of ammunition, grenades, multiple assault weapons, explosive blasting caps and a wife.
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Rick Parry calls Texas lawmaker Wendy Davis a young slut. He then claims he was simply complementing her.
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In response to the Supreme Court decision on Prop 8, the Family Research Council provides blow job instructions for its followers. How to give a Christian blow job.
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The Custer County Chamber of a̶m̶m̶o̶ Commerce (Colorado) decided that it needed to put more pressure on reluctant Coloradans who don't like their ultra-conservative, christian, ALEC-based agenda. It organized an armed TeaBugger march for July 4, in which all 300 members would march through the city, while carrying a rifle, assault weapon, machine gun, or other weapons. After a huge outcry, the Chamber reluctantly cancelled the parade.
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Showing their true inner dreams, many GOP and conservative christian spokesmen begin talking about sex with animals. Given how often the loudest voices on the right decried homosexuality, while secretly indulging themselves in identical pleasures, anti-cruelty societies and groups across the country are preparing for increased reports of GOP-styled animal husbandry.
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6 years of 24-7 surveillance of 300,000,000 American citizens allegedly led to finding 12 cases of potential terror. However, contrary reports indicate that routine police work cracked all 12 cases without the internal warrantless spying data.