I mean on regulation of sexual organs
been thinking about this in light of Texas and NC among other things
but also because the Republican Nominee for Attorney General of Virginia wanted to require women to have to report to the local sheriff any miscarriages for investigation
since these right wing Republicans want to impose a certain approach to women's sexuality, I want equal protection
All men shall be required to report nocturnal emissions to the local sheriff - after all, it is a potential loss of human life, is it not? And cannot I find Biblical basis (sin of Onan) if I am as willing to distort the biblical material as they are?
Let's carry it further - all men shall be required to report the existence of erections in response to anyone or anything except their legally recognized spouse (note - this covers marriage equality) with the exception of an erection generated in response to a person for whom there has been a formal engagement. And even there, a requirement of how that erection was terminated shall be required to be documented and reported.
Wowever, if the erection is in response to a person to whom you are legally married but you are in a state that does not recognize that marriage, then you still must report the erection and its disposition.