Skittle the winking George Zimmerman
Trayvon is dead and George Zimmerman killed him. He should be punished. So this visual popped into my head that whenever George Zimmerman is in public, I'd like to see people pelt him with Skittles. Pelt that pr*%^ until he runs. I wonder how he'd like to be profiled, stalked and then shot at.
"George Zimmerman is Stupid, Throw Skittles at Him."
Taste the rainbow, mutha-f*&^%!
But it could be dangerous. Maybe Zimmerman would pull out his Kel-tec and shoot back. Yeah...and maybe then he'd actually get convicted of something next time.
But why stop with Zimmerman? This would be gratifying to see happen to lots of people who are against color and variety get a nice big dose of both, rapid fire and at high velocity. Yeah, I know, it'll all be fun and games until someone puts an eye out, but maybe then they'd finally be able to see clearly.
I should be careful how I word this fantasy, cause ya know someone will think it's a call to violence. And if you use a straw to shoot it, someone will say there was spit on it, making it an attack with a biological weapon. Especially considering how Conservatives have become such crybaby wimps at people standing up to them... ya know, how bullies get.
They'll call the people who do it "fruits", because of the flavors and unicorns because of how people look with straws in their mouth when they blow-dart Skittles. Own it. Set up color/flavor brigades. Carry banners and signs and t-shirts that proudly proclaim:
Don't Stand Your Ground on Me!
Don't Stand Your Ground on Me!
or
You can have my Skittles when you pry them from my fruit-colored fingers!
or
I got your High-Fructose Corn Syrup right here!
or
Just go ahead and try to open your big mouth!
while chanting:
"You're mean! We're sweet! You tricked, now eat your Treat!"
or
"Just desserts when justice deserts!"
And as ridiculous as that sounds, you know they'll one-up us. They'll start confiscating Skittles at public rallies. And straws. And maybe even M&Ms. Soon it will be illegal to walk around with Skittles. And if you carry around a bag with more than one serving, they'll nail ya for Intent to Distribute.
You know how their minds work. They'll blame Trayvon retro-actively for "Packin' Sweet". Because when Skittles are outlawed, only outlaws will have Skittles.
The only thing I'm not sure about is if it will be progressives or conservatives who will eventually stage a "destruction of the sweets", also to be called a Boston Skittles and Iced Tea Party. But it's okay. We'll have a backup plan. When they take away our Skittles, we'll still have licorice ropes and Hubba Bubba Bubble Tape to whip out and flog them with.
But as revolutionary and happy as this idea makes me feel, I assert it's merely a fantasy that popped into my head. I can't be held responsible for other people doing this, no matter how responsible for it I'd like to be. ;)