Short and sweet.....
The idea of calling a baby royal is obscene to me, and should be to the majority of the world. How can we so quickly (relative to recorded history) turn from hating monarchs to finding their antics endearing? This may come off as a little militant, but here is what I think about the entire royal family....
The entirety of the wealth held by the royal family should be forcibly stripped. All precious metals, jewelry, art, houses, castles, etc... should be sold off to the highest bidders. The entirety of the revenue generated by this exercise should be taken and used to buy food which will be distributed to the poor of every nation the British Empire exploited. Once they have been stripped of everything, their entire blood line will be forced to live in the ghettos of Calcutta.
After 4.38*10^4 years have been served, they will be allowed to live where they please. They will be stripped of their identities and be forced to make a living based solely on their own merits. This should be done to anyone who considers themselves "Royal" in the entire world. Hopefully this will forever rid us of the years of "Divine Right", and aid in allowing our collective unconscious to ascend to a higher plane of spiritual existence.
: ) HAHA, am I crazy? Maybe that was unnecessarily harsh, but I am just miffed. Yes, these people have not personally had a hand in the atrocities I indirectly cited. I know this.... How can I say this about the innocent baby? It is easy to forget that there are a large number of innocent children every day dying because of the exploits of the first world. I am not acting holier than thou. Just ranting because we continue to allow people to herald themselves as higher beings because of who their parents are. When are we going to collectively demand that every human life be treated as equal upon birth?