Thank you, Led Zeppelin and Steve King for the inspiration.
We come from a land that supplies your blow,
From our midnight treks all your weed does flow.
Our cantaloupe calves will carry us to your land,
To fuck your white whores, steal your jobs, Arizona I am coming!
Cross the Rio with 50 keys, Our only goal will be to give you fleas.
We come from a land that supplies your blow,
From our midnight treks all your weed does flow.
We’re brown and live in desert waste, we want all that you have,
We drop our kids, steal services. We are your fear, brown hordes.
Cross the Rio, our family, will work your fields and live in misery.
So now you’d better stop and think of reality,
For peace and trust can win the day, despite your hypocrisy.
The Original...
We come from the land of the ice and snow,
From the midnight sun where the hot springs flow.
The hammer of the gods will drive our ships to new lands,
To fight the horde, singing and crying: Valhalla, I am coming!
On we sweep with threshing oar, Our only goal will be the western shore.
Ah, ah,
We come from the land of the ice and snow,
From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow.
How soft your fields so green, can whisper tales of gore,
Of how we calmed the tides of war. We are your overlords.
On we sweep with threshing oar, Our only goal will be the western shore.
So now you'd better stop and rebuild all your ruins,
For peace and trust can win the day despite of all your losing.
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Now THOSE are some immigrants Rep. Steve King can support! Good white folk, hale and hardy Nordic white men, who don’t eat curry and enchiladas or smell like durian. Though there is lutefisk...