OMYGAWWWDDDD! Like why didn't anyone ever think about this before? This headline is from the Washington Examin-A-tronso it's got to be true:
Limbaugh, Hannity, Levin eyed as 2016 GOP debate moderators
Now, my wife and I made it a point to buy pizza and beer before every Red debate last year flush in the knowledge that someone would shot themselves in the face...possibly while defending their Constitutional Right to shot themselves in the face. Each Clash O' Titans brought in a fresh, newly minted, front-running "Not Romney" only to watch them spit out the bit with catchy monologues on all sort of hates, space ships, vaginas and what-nots. It was like a reality version of Breaking Bad. Clearly, the producers behind this breakout rating hit figured they needed to up the anty a bit for next season and WHOOO... MIGHT THEY EVER!
The Republican National Committee, already threatening to block CNN and NBC from hosting 2016 primary debates if they air planned features on Hillary Clinton, is also looking to scrap the old model of having reporters and news personalities ask the questions at candidate forums.
Like yeah, "reporters and news personalities" are so Two Thousand and LATE! Lets jack it up baby...
The move comes as several conservatives are pressuring the party to have Limbaugh, Hannity and Levin ask the debate questions. "It makes a lot of sense. We'd get a huge viewership, they'd make a lot of news and maybe have some fun too," said one of the advocates of the radio trio hosting debates.
Oh they would make news and I would have fun. My eyes are burning at the thought of that Holy Trinity Of Holy Shit channeling Mr (heck with the Mrs') Great American with questions that really need to be Asked. Like these:
- Is Obama a Kenyan Muslim Marxist or a Kenyan Muslim Socialist?
- What are your thought on Obamacare Death Panels' plan to grind Granny into Soylent Green as reported in Breitbart.com?
- Is Barney's Osprey greased with the blood of Christian children or Navy Seals?
And for a change it will be nice to have moderators with a horse in the race. I mean, would you take advise from a dentist whose teeth weren't fucked up? You know what I mean! I coiuld just see Mark “I will do everything I can, in my little way, to make sure he is not the nominee” Levin ask of Chris Christie:
"So Fatso, what part of SUCKING do you like the most?"
Sean could ask each candidate to give both a pro, and a con position while telling the Republican and the Not-Batshit audiences when it was appropriate to cover their ears.
Rush most likely would just show up, slam back a fistful of Vicodin with a 32 Oz. Mountain Dew, scream "FUCK YOU BLOOMBERG" and proceed to masterbate on stage while screaming dialogue from porn movies of the 1980's.
I can't wait, and apparently I'm not the only one:
Party boss Reince Priebus earlier this month also told conservative radio's fast-rising star Andrea Tantaros that he would be open to a talk radio debate including her, Hannity and Levin. "I actually think that's a very good idea,"
No "Boss", not a "very good idea".
BEST. IDEA. EVER!!